There are certain things besides Fergie’s lyrics that are “200-late”: following the FDA’s food pyramid of consuming 6-11 bread servings a day, having thick acrylic nails, and wearing Ugg boots in 90 degree weather- with jeans. (Stop it LA!) But for the last year I’ve been so ahead of mai time with this new discovery that I’ve decided to completely put it on blast after hearing myself raving about em yet again today.

Shoelaces.

Tying em, tripping over em, frustrating kids with the loopholes of learning em (thanks Drew!)… I’m over em altogether!! Know why? Cuz…heh heh, I’ve discovered the absolute SHIZ of sneakers that will leave you clicking your heelz for more.

BOA Lacing System …on Northface shoes. Brillz all the way. We’re talkin a literal genius lacing system in which you can pop your foot in and out of a well laced shoe in seconds because of an adorable lil contraption inconspicuously tucked in the back to provide quik click lacing.

• Boa® multi-adjust lacing system. This system helps the shoe become more reliable and responsive while eliminating pressure points through even distribution. Made for 19-strand aircraft-grade steel, Boa® is impervious to the elements because it can’t freeze or soak like regular shoelaces making it perfect for all-weather conditions and the ultimate in durability. Loosening and adjusting is easier than ever with Boa®’s quick release mechanism.

Think security at airports, getting the kids outta the house, removing your shoes to get into your apartment AGAIN after remembering you forgot your blackberry halfway down the street.

Ugh. If only BOA could hold my B-berry, too.

Online Lookout:

Zappos is sick with free shipping. Checkout different colors and styles there for MEN and WOMEN.