For the past few days I’ve been driving up and down La Brea and, as always, whizzing past the packed line of fro-freaks piled along the sidewalk with their bright white cups of yogurt. I’ve stopped going there- ever since my new mate opened Yogurt Beyond southbound on Olympic. That was until I saw a new orange something posted up on the tile walls of Yogurtland one foggy morning and knew..just knew…the only thing orange in flavor in this brisk October fall weather had to be…p p p p (pokerface) PUNKIN YOGURT!!

So I finally ran in there today to get my lickity split sample and BLECH. It tasted like nuthing but cinammon and sugar. It wasn’t even tinted orange for placebo effect pumpkin power. Booo Yogurtland. I’d rather watch the meathead muscle dudes work out next door.