Perez Hilton’s 33rd Blue Ball Birthday- **BEST DRESSED UPDATE**
2011
******UPDATE******
Thank you to Hypnotic who posted this blog about best dressed. Beyond honored to be featured beside the lovely legend Dita Von Teese and the talented hilarious La Coacha!
What do I have to do with Perez Hilton and Blue balls? Well it all started with these blue nails.
Then we moved on to the big toys. Airbrush guns with tweaked out teal. 
One final shot with the skills to bring my blue dream to life, Uzmee Krakovszki, makeup artist to my show How Do I Look on Style Network. Here’s her personal website, where you can see Uzmee’s kind of a veteran to sick looks like this. And are you ready?? She not only whipped out my makeup, but popped my hair in place, too!
Once we were done, I took off just in time to the red, I mean, blue carpet. Thanks Faith Connexion for the fab frock!
Where was I ? The biggest *nutty* party in Hollywood on March 26, 2011, Perez Hilton’s Blue Ball birthday! And it was totes fun. Perez certainly knows how to celebrate life, and I will actually say this bday topped his birthday last year with Katy Perry rollin in on an elephant and Liza Minelli serenading Perez. I had so much fun sippin “Teddy Twisters” named after his lil pooch and watching celebs like Debbie Gibson, Macy Gray, Darren Criss, and personal shout outs from the ultimate queen Lady Gaga, Charice Pempengco belting out “Born This Way”, and the ultimate diva icon, Dita Von Teese. Which btw, that Dita has the most powerful way to combine femininity and sensuality. Her work was so empowering and artistic, and you could actually see the entire crowd moved in appreciation of the strength a woman is.
Here’s more pics from the night. And here’s to another year for Perez…I still remember his very first website 666 and the first blogs he posted with penises tagged all over em. Now he’s grown into balls 
Why don’t you reckanize this ravishing redhead? OH because um..she’s the saucier, sexified LAUREN JONES..responsible for every bit of wonderful Coco Perez video work you’ve been watching of me and mai favorite fashion countdowns. I HEART LAUREN!! And Steve is adorbs
Me, Steven, Katie, and Joanna Krupa–the fantastic four that lit this night on fiyah! Which btw, did you know that this siren of a supermodel Joanna is not only a force on magazines AND the dancefloor from Dancing With The Stars, but she’s also a megawoman when it comes to empowering women to bring out their best! Check out her site here to learn more about this passionate, animal loving activist.
I mean…amazing.
Me and Mitchell!!! For a moment I can pretend Jesse Tyler Ferguson from Modern Family is straight – in luv – with me.
Have you seen your proctologist lately?
If you guys loved this look, lemmeno! I’ll post the behind the scene video of the process and convince Uzmee to share her secret tips 
Just in case you’re ever feeling smurfy. And if you love her work…brace yourself- for a WHOLE SEASON OF IT. That’s right. How Do I Look, whole new season premiere THIS SATURDAY on Style Network, 8/7c. Can’t wait for our date night. I’ll bring my glove \
*****UPDATE*****
Big honor to be
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LOVE the look! Give us the deets!
Loved this look on you Jeannie
You’re the must have been the most prettiest eye catching blue person there ;P
You must have*
You look really pretty.love your show
AWH YOU GUYS LOOK SO HAPPY AND FUN. MUCH LOVE AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO PEREZ!
fabulous! looks like a blast! xo
I got the bluuuuuueeeeeeeeesssssss<3
Jeannie you’re so funky! Love it!
It started with the hair and now you’re turning blue all over. Love!
Looks like you guys had a fun night!!!
You got it Shanika! Deets on how to turn blue coming soon!!
dang cuz! that looks soooo sickkkkk.
keep it the coolness!
I adore everything about you. Loved your tweet asking God to take a rest. That is something I have prayed for as well. I really like that pic of you in what looks like a leather one piece short skirt. Your legs are indescribably delicious.
SO GORYUS!!!!
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